1/06/2006

All you need to know for Monday!

And here we go...

1. Hair styles will be drawn during the Opening Ceremonies which will be held at lunchtime this coming Monday in the O'Doul's Garden at 10th Street.
2. You must be clean-shaven at the time of the Opening Ceremonies! This can't be stressed enough. Please pay special attention to the official sideburn length, which is presently posted on this website (scroll down, nummy). Again, all facial hair must be gone for the Opening Ceremonies!!

Style Picking at the Mantastic 2006 Opening Ceremonies!

Here's what you do:

A. Hear your name called. Example: "Clear Menser!" or "Blaise Panfalone!"
B. Proceed to the Mantastic 2006 Bingo Cage, manned by Hollywood "It" Girl Mel Gauthier. Smile nice.
C. Watch as Mel spins the cage and pulls a number for you.
D. Match your number against the posted Mantastic 2006 Style Chart to see what you've got.
E. Take a moment to figure out if you can live with your chosen style.
F. If you can't live with it, plunk down $5 (the Coward's Fee) for another spin. Note: The pulled number will go back into the Bingo Cage, so you might pull it again! Drama!
G. Continue steps C through F until you're satisfied or out of money.
H. Have your picture taken at the Mantastic 2006 Photo Booth. The Opening Ceremonies also double as the first Official Check-In!
I. Start growing hair!

We look forward to seeing all of your baby faces at 12:30 on Monday.

Fantastic? No, MANTASTIC!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is going to be the best thing since baby Jesus killed that lion.

brian "please let it be the lemmy" smith

6:00 PM  

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