Who knew...

...that the "M" in "MTV" stood for "Mantastic?"

Check out Clutch in their gripping music video for the song "Burning Beard."

*Warning* This is not a joke!

Not only does it have robots, religious possession, meteors, and levitation, but the lead singer's fully bitching beard spontaneously combusts! Jesus Crackers! Dig a hole and live underground for a year! Clutch's music is so heavy that it comes with a warning sticker that says, "Caution! Heavy."

I will now pour scalding hot chili down my pants.