Celebrity Mantasm

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Steve Edelson, Mantastic Fan and studio finanicial guru. He's not officially in the competition, but he's growing a Lemmy, just for laughs! Jesus, Mary and Papa Smurf! I'll tell you something right now: nobody saw that shit coming. Nobody! He just walked into yesterday's check-in like he owned the place and sat down for his photo. I would say I was stunned into silence, but for the hooting and hollering coming out of my moustachioed mouth. If I'd been wearing a Crap Hat at the time, I'd have had myself some tasty brew for the afternoon, if you know what I mean.

Big round of applause for Steve. Don't mess with the man growing a Lemmy with no chance for financial or beef stick reward.