Our First Casualty

It's never fun being the first one to drop out, especially when so much ridicule is at stake, but our dear friend Matthew Tomlinson can hardly be blamed. Matthew's wife is pregnant up deep and ready to spew. After she went into contractions this weekend and the doctor uttered the words that Matthew feared the most ("We may have to induce labor..."), everyone's favorite Neckbeard sped to the nearest drug store to pick up some lather and a blade. While it's true that he'll take a bit of razzing in the coming weeks, he can rest easy knowing that his daughter/son will not have her/his first photo taken with Dad and his hideous facial hair.

Matt, we're sorry to see you go.