2/03/2006

Casualty!

Well, not so much a casualty as someone who revealed his soft, white underbelly.

James Brown is now officially out of the contest. The question is: was he pushed? His excuse was that he had to go to meet with the director of our new in-house project. Seems reasonable....or not. Let me put it to you this way: He was interviewed for a featurette for the DVD release of our most recent project, not only in full Handlebar, but wearing his Mantastic 2006 t-shirt and angling his body to the camera so it could read the shirt loud and clear.

Hmm....

Let's review:

- A permanent DVD record of his moustache and shirt which will be available to the globe for less than $20 or the price of a rental: Mantastic.
- A fleeting get-together with a director who's already forgotten his name and the meeting itself: Shaved.

Either there was some heavy pressure coming from above or James Brown is as downy soft as a week old duckling.

I'll leave it to you to decide for yourselves.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ain't nuthin' worse than a mantastic poseur.

I hope John K. sprays him with Drakkar.

2:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would have done the same thing if I was going to meet the director of 102 Dalmations.

3:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"SISSIES!" -Mel Gauthier yelling out her car window to freshly shorn Jim Brown and Jess Vickery as they walked down the street.

6:39 PM  

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