The Clooney: Out!

It's a sad day, my friends. It's been discovered that our Patron Saint, The Clooney, was heavily involved with the making of the movie Rumor Has It..., which causes some conflicts with his Mantasticness. It's bad enough that it's a chick flick with Shirley MacLaine (nothing against Shirley, but sparking the whole past-lives revolution a few years back just isn't Mantastic), but it also stars Kevin Costner, who has been deemed, by popular vote, to be completely Soft-tastic, based almost entirely on his performance, and the performance of his facial hair, in Wyatt Earp.

We at Mantastic 2006 are deeply saddened by this turn of events and begin the search for our new Patron Saint. Suggestions are certainly welcome.