Revenge Of The Ex-Patron Saint

It seems as though George Clooney has been hand-picked for the role of Thomas Magnum in the upcoming feature-length motion picture adaptation of Magnum, P.I., which was originally played by Tom Selleck. Are you starting to get it? Do you see that we're hip deep in synergy and irony?? Is this some sort of ploy on The Clooney's part to get back in the good graces of Mantastic 2006? He hasn't committed to the role yet, but I'd imagine, with possible Patron Saint reinstatement hanging in the balance, he's giving it a lot of thought. Click here for more details.

My head is swimming. I will now jab cocktail umbrellas into my neck, Frankenstein-style.