New Prize Donated!

Oh, happy day! We've just received another generous prize donation. A 100% all-meat Hickory Farms 3-lb. Beef Stick. Unopened! To a Mantastic, the worth of this prize is difficult to gauge. True, it's three pounds of meat, which is easy to quantify, but what is the real value? What is the impact on a Mantastic's life? How fricking cool would it be to win? I can't calculate it, but it's got to be off the charts.

The First Prize package is getting embarrassingly large. What a haul for the winner! It's almost too much.

1. Sum total of all Chicken Fees.
2. The Fantastic Mantastic 2006 Mirror.
3. Arnocorps' latest CD entitled, "The Greatest Band of all Time."
4. One (1) 3-lb. Hickory Farms Beef Stick
5. Two (2) tickets to see Brokeback Mountain, the most critically acclaimed movie of the year.

I need to sit down.