The Horn Of Plenty

Let me see if I can actually list all of the prizes. Can you make a list that's infinity long?

$65 cash
The Fantastic Mantastic Mirror
Two (2) tickets to see Brokeback Mountain
Arnocorps' latest CD entitled "The Greatest Band Of All Time"
One (1) pound of coffee from McLaughlin Coffee Company
Two (2) Tortuga Caribbean Rum Cakes
Chewbacca Pez Dispenser w/ Pez
Instant Hot Lather Machine, by Conair
King Tut Tissue Box Cover
Gillette Fusion Power 6-Blade Razor
One (1) can Hot & Spicy Spam
One (1) tube Kewpie Mayonnaise
One (1) 6-foot Belkin USB2 Hi-Speed Cable
One (1) 3-lb. Hickory Farms Beef Stick

Jeepers. Did I forget anything?

As mentioned before, these prizes will be broken up amongst the categories. We'll let you know when all of that has been decided. The Committee is going to work it out Constipated Accountant-style: with a pencil.