The Search Is Over! Patron Saint Found!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Samtastic. Sam Elliot has been sporting the world's most amazing moustache for years. With his low-register voice that sounds like sub-terrestrial vibrations from the center of the Earth and that god-head moustache, he'll be handed acting jobs on a silver platter until the day he calls it quits.

Mantastic 2006 is very proud to welcome Sam Elliot as our new Patron Saint. Huzzah!