Experiencing Technical Difficulties

You'll get your photos. I promise. For some reason, and the accompanying image here might give you a clue, I can't seem to get everything posted in the speedy manner that you're clamoring for. Let me make one thing clear, though: I hear you, I know you want the photos, and if I had a machete, I'd dismember every last one of you that's been bugging me since yesterday.

Thanks for your patience.