Late Entry! Chuck Duke: Muttonchops

Welcome aboard, Chuck.

Mantastic Meets South Park

Here's what you do.

Click this link and create yourself as a South Park resident. There is a wide variety of beards in there, but you may have to work things out in PhotoShop if you've got something a little more challenging, like a Lemmy or an Amish.

Do it!

Contest Statistics

Here's the distribution of styles, for those of you who've been clamoring to know, but are unwilling to do your own math:

5 Amish
3 Neckbeards
7 Handlebars
3 Neanderthals
4 Muttonchops (which my fingers always seem to type as "Muttonchips")
5 Sellecks
3 Amish Goatees
4 Lemmys

Mantastic Around The Globe!

In Spain and Mexico, they say, "Mantastico!"

In France, they say, "Mantastique!"

In IKEA, they say, "Mantastik!"

How do they say it where you're from?