1/18/2006

Compare and Contrast: Tony Lobay

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Like Doc Ock's robot tentacles in Spiderman 2, Ash's bad hand in Evil Dead 2:Dead By Dawn, and the Devil himself in The Exorcist, Tony's Lemmy seems to have taken over not just his face, but his whole personality! Jesus Xavier McDaniel! Is that even the same person?? It's really early in the contest, so I'm a little worried. What could we possibly see next?!

I've already called security and put them on stand-by.

Cats vs. Beards

In the early part of the current millennium, a study was performed to record the reactions of cats to bearded men. Click here for details of the study.

Shatner Sells Kidney Stone for Charity

He may not be growing a beard, but passing a kidney stone the size of a diamond and then selling it (and the shunt!) is pretty Mantastic.

Jiminy Christ!

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