Get Some Rest!

Monday's a big day, folks. That's right, it's Mantastic 2006 Check-In #2! Whether you're a contestant or a spectator, you're going to want a good night's sleep under your belt. Trust me now and thank me later.

Sweet dreams, tough guys.

New Prize Donated!

Oh, happy day! We've just received another generous prize donation. A 100% all-meat Hickory Farms 3-lb. Beef Stick. Unopened! To a Mantastic, the worth of this prize is difficult to gauge. True, it's three pounds of meat, which is easy to quantify, but what is the real value? What is the impact on a Mantastic's life? How fricking cool would it be to win? I can't calculate it, but it's got to be off the charts.

The First Prize package is getting embarrassingly large. What a haul for the winner! It's almost too much.

1. Sum total of all Chicken Fees.
2. The Fantastic Mantastic 2006 Mirror.
3. Arnocorps' latest CD entitled, "The Greatest Band of all Time."
4. One (1) 3-lb. Hickory Farms Beef Stick
5. Two (2) tickets to see Brokeback Mountain, the most critically acclaimed movie of the year.

I need to sit down.

More Mantastic Haiku

Buying groceries
Used to be a lot of fun
Now I shop online



by Frakes-san

The Clooney: Out!

It's a sad day, my friends. It's been discovered that our Patron Saint, The Clooney, was heavily involved with the making of the movie Rumor Has It..., which causes some conflicts with his Mantasticness. It's bad enough that it's a chick flick with Shirley MacLaine (nothing against Shirley, but sparking the whole past-lives revolution a few years back just isn't Mantastic), but it also stars Kevin Costner, who has been deemed, by popular vote, to be completely Soft-tastic, based almost entirely on his performance, and the performance of his facial hair, in Wyatt Earp.

We at Mantastic 2006 are deeply saddened by this turn of events and begin the search for our new Patron Saint. Suggestions are certainly welcome.