Can I Get A Witness?

Kane knows where and how to score the hot Amish broads.

The Problem With Mantastic

So, we whipped ourselves into a frothy lather yesterday, lining up for our first check-in photos, swapping tales of horrified significant others, taking trash, and generally whooping it up. It was a carnival-like atmosphere. Fun on a bun!

Here's where the trouble starts. It's Monday, people! Shite! Super-happy fun times, to be sure, but the rest of the week is shaping up to be a wasteland. We've peaked too early! It feels like next Wednesday already, but it's not even lunch break this Tuesday.

Sorry.